Yup...

Pretty much dead until furthur notice

Will still leave comments on other people's xanga's, if any

Will be back in a few months or so... O_o

~rY guY~

Sept. 2 : Pearland - Lost ** - **
Sept 8 : Alief Taylor - Lost 14 - 2
Sept 16 : Willowridge - Lost 27 - 0

So, grades are beginning to lift up for me after a pretty rough start. I've learned to adapt to the difficulty of my classes, and im starting to get the hang of things. Also, I apprently suck in band.

Mr. Angle: "If there is ever an argument between a woman and a man."
Mr. Angle: "Know this: the woman is ALWAYS right..."

Also... I GOT DISGAEA 2!!! OMGOMGOMG!!!!

(Many people wondering what Disgaea is.....)

~rY guY~

*Captain parachutes into a battlefield*

Steve : Oh, hey Captain!

Steve : Are those new goggles? Oh man, your looking mighty handsome today.

Captain : Thanks Steve. I feel handsome.

Captain : ...

Captain : Today.

Captain : Oh my, I'm getting a MAJOR hard on!

Captain : That must mean the enemy is near!

Captain : There's no time to waste. Let's get the tank and load it up.

Steve : Oh yeah... uh... about the tank.

Steve : You didnt like, see it from overhead did you, like, parked somewhere?

Captain : Hm.....

*soldier shows up in the back and yells*

Soldier : HEY GUYS!

Soldier : I JUST HEARD!

Soldier : I'M GONNA BE A DAD!!!

*soldier in the back gets sniped in the head*

Captain : NOPE!

Captain : You had her quite well hidden. What's her location now?

Steve : ............

Steve : Aww, Cabbage Patch Kids.....

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Somewhere nearby...

*Two enemy soldiers find the tank Steve and the Captain were looking for*

Enemy Captain : Why, stick me in a dress and call me Sally, what do we got here?

Ken : It's such a magnificant machine

Ken : I feel like its...

Ken : ...calling my name!

Ken with a girly voice: "Come here ken... Come here... Touch my barrel !!!"

*E. Captain has a grim look on his face*

E. Captain : Oh gosh, its an enemy trap!

E. Captain : AND ITS WORKING!!

Ken with a girly voice:Hee hee hee....

E. Captain : We are soooooooo f***ed.....

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Captain : Agh, we are so f***ed !

Captain : You know, you've got some nasty swamp a** today

Captain : and with an updraft like this it's only a matter time til' they're gonna smell it.

Steve : Look, I, I, drove out on patrol and had to take a wicked piss.

Captain : I knew it!

Captain : You lost her didn't you?

Steve : Well I wasnt gonna piss in the TANK!

Steve : I just temporarily forgot where I left her.

Captain : I hate you so much, it's unreal...

Captain : ...and you made me lose my hard on!

Captain : (You're gonna pay for that...)

Steve : Look, it's stressful out here.

Steve : My family is dead, and somebody could shoot me in the dick!

Steve talks sadly : *sniff* and I just wanna take a piss without getting shot in the dick....

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Ken : I heard when you're captured, they let you live... but shoot your dick off.

Ken : You know... for kicks.

E. Captain : What...?

Ken : No, seriously.

Ken : They're all about the cock and ball torture... thats what I heard.

E. Captain : And I heard you like tickling soldiers' bags when they sleep!

Ken : ...I didnt wake you up, did I?

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Steve : Well, not all is glum.

Steve : I found a DVD of Titanic, in the rubble today.

*Steve shows the Captain the DVD he found*

Steve : It's only part 1 though.

Captain : Oh right...

Captain : The completely romantic first half WITHOUT the action packed ending is fine...

Captain : becuase obviously you think I'm a sissy

Captain : and a poor leader...

Captain : You know sometimes, you just make me wanna cry...

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Ken : .....Hey

Ken : Now listen, I found this today.

*Ken shows his Captain Part 2 of the Titanic DVD*

E. Captain : But thats the half with all the action...

E. Captain : What's the point if we don't get any character development?

Ken : You seem like you're in a bad mood

Ken : Here I'll give you a neck massage

*E. Captain pushed Ken away and to the ground*

E. Captain : Get the h*** off me

E. Captain : I'm taking the tank...

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Captain : Well, we have no other choice.

Steve : Surrender?

Captain : No, we're charging them.

Captain : Let's go.

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*Everyone yells as they charge at eachother*

E. Captain : Whoa.....

*Everyone stops*

E. Captain : Is that what I think it is?

*Steve reveals Part 1 DVD of Titanic*

Captain : It... could be

E. Captain : ...Three hour truce?

Captain : Can we have our tank back first?

E. Captain : You strike a hard bargain.

E. Captain : OK, deal.

Captain : Let's do this!

*All four of them watch Titanic together in some movie room*

~rY guY~